Humpty Dumpty
“An Egg-straordinary Tale”
By Jeremy Rodgers
The day before he fell off the wall,
little Humpty Dumpty had a plan for it all.
He bought a fake egg shell,
Then put it up high.
He waited for someone to appear,
and he pretended to die.
The ambulance was called,
they drove him away.
He started a GoFundMe page
and people started to pay
But then they found a receipt and figured it all out.
He bought a fake egg shell, some clothes and some shoes.
Then he was arrested for fooling me and you.